Thursday, December 08, 2005

What would Tom Cruise do?

Let's just thank L. Ron Hubbard that Tom Cruise is not a Federal Marshal!

What would Tom "med's are for whimps!" Cruise have done if he was at the Miami airport and had a crazy man come running after him with a possible explosive hidden in his backpack? Yes, the wife was screaming that the guy was off of his meds, but Would Tom Have Cared (WTHC)?

I know he might have inquired to see if a Minority Report had been issued, but heck...if people can't handle reality without meds, shouldn't they be shot? Show no mercy...isn't that part of Scientology according to Tom? Good thing that man's wife wasn't pregnant or going through postparteum depression! Tom might have slapped her sillier than those evil aliens in War of the Worlds!

I can't confirm if the man killed had a Brooke Shields shirt on, but it would have been a bullseye for Tommy!

Oh well, saving the world only to deliver it into the hands of Scientology...isn't that Mission Impossible?

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