Bob Geldolf takes on Hollywood

This afternoon it was announced that the next famine relief project that Sir Bob Geldolf will lend his support to is none other than the skinny bitches of Hollywood, CA..

Negotiations are in the final stages which, when agreed to, will permit likenesses of Nicole Richie to be used as the mascot for this fundraiser. But, due to contractual and petty differences, no footage from "The Simple Life 4: Ho's on the Highway" that shows Paris Hilton eating or contemplating a meal will be admissable for video clips. Any clip that shows her at the scene of an auto accident (probably caused by Linsey Lohan) will be immediately posted onto the internet, tho.

It's rumored that Bono will be penning the theme song to this charity.

Sadly, neither philanthropist realizes that regardless of their work in Hollywood, they will not be able to be nominated for an Academy Award, no matter how well they make it look like they care about these skinny broads. But, if Mother Theresa could win a Peace Prize for working with the down and out of India, maybe this made for primetime special might be the nudge it takes to get these two musicans a spot on NBC's Thursday night line-up. The special couldn't be worse than "Joey".

This years charity theme is, "do i make you look fat?"