Cardinals in the See

118 Cardinals sitting in the See
Debating who the next Pop should be
One grew ill and couldn't come to College
So only 117 votes will be acknowledged

The Romans want it back and are willing to fight
But religious men fighting doesn't seem right
Unless you go back centuries and decades
When they were wrapped up in the crusades

Will they choose a Latin or a Hispanic, who can tell
Is there even a diffenence? Someone go ask Dan Quayle.
Doing what's good for the church is all that matters
Especially if it bumps their numbers a wee bit fatter!

Conclave starts in just a few days-some are getting tense
You'll never hear that from the Cardinals-it'd break the vow of silence
In the end whomever is chosen to reign can't be wrong
If the over 1 billion Catholics served keeps their donations going strong!